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Gábor 63 (msg) 36700 May 27, 2020, 9:54 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36699 May 27, 2020, 2:23 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36698 May 27, 2020, 1:39 p.m.   x
Tévedett :P
Egy pasi a kasszánál áll a kígyózó sor végén. A mellette lévő sorból rá-rá pislant, mosolyog egy szőke bombázó. A fickó nem bírja tovább és kedvesen hozzászól:
- Nem ismerjük mi egymást valahonnan?
- Nem vagyok teljesen biztos benne, de szerintem az egyik gyerekem apja lehet.
A fickónak eszébe jut az egyetlen eset, amikor hűtlen volt:
- Úr Isten! Ön az a sztriptíztáncosnő, akit a legénybúcsún a csocsó-asztalon dugtam meg a haverjaim szeme láttára, miközben a barátnői nedves zellerlevéllel vertek és egy uborkát dugtak a hátsómba?
- Nem. Én a fia angoltanárnője vagyok.
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gencsydani (msg) 36697 May 27, 2020, 11:15 a.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36696 May 26, 2020, 4:55 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36695 May 26, 2020, 2:18 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36694 May 26, 2020, 7:36 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36693 May 26, 2020, 7:27 a.m.   reply to: 36692 x
Nem olvasom h nagy igasság lenne!
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csanyi (msg) 36692 May 26, 2020, 2:51 a.m.   reply to: 36690 x
Ha mindenkinek akkora ász volt az apja, nagyapja akkor ki a bánat csinált az utóbbi 110 évben két vesztes vh.-t és egy faja komcsizmust? Ha valaki kiír egy nagy igazságot akkor szeretem annak a fonákját is megnézni ennek a dolognak pedig van nagyon.:)
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lajostrom (msg) 36691 May 25, 2020, 7:32 p.m.   x

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zooli (msg) 36690 May 25, 2020, 5:09 p.m.   reply to: 36688 x
Hát csanyi, te jöl beszoptad...
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lajostrom (msg) 36689 May 25, 2020, 4:25 p.m.   x

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csanyi (msg) 36688 May 25, 2020, 4:07 p.m.   reply to: 36687 x
.......és apád épp levarrja az igen csinos asszonyodat. :))
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csanyi (msg) 36687 May 25, 2020, 3:07 p.m.   reply to: 36683 x
Mire rájössz, hogy apád síkhülye volt addigra megfogadtad az összes tanácsát amitől tönkrementél és börtönben ülsz.
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lajostrom (msg) 36686 May 25, 2020, 1:11 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 36685 May 25, 2020, 1:04 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 36684 May 25, 2020, 1:03 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36683 May 25, 2020, 10:56 a.m.   x
Mire rájössz, hogy apádnak igaza volt, már ott áll melletted a fiad, és nem hisz neked.
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Itil900 (msg) 36682 May 24, 2020, 9:59 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36681 May 24, 2020, 9:17 a.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36680 May 23, 2020, 12:20 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36679 May 22, 2020, 9:47 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36678 May 21, 2020, 8:40 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36675 May 19, 2020, 8:38 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36673 May 18, 2020, 11:06 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36672 May 18, 2020, 6:31 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36671 May 17, 2020, 10:43 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36670 May 17, 2020, 3:53 p.m.   reply to: 36669 x
:):):)
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csanyi (msg) 36669 May 17, 2020, 3:33 p.m.   reply to: 36667 x
Hááát az animal is lehet jó bár azt hiszem a birkák ebben a kategóriában vezetnek. :)
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lajostrom (msg) 36668 May 17, 2020, 6:27 a.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36667 May 16, 2020, 6:11 p.m.   reply to: 36666 x
Ide nekem mind a négyet!!!
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lajostrom (msg) 36666 May 16, 2020, 5:43 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36665 May 16, 2020, 5:07 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36663 May 15, 2020, 6:19 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 36662 May 15, 2020, 5:36 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36661 May 15, 2020, 3:10 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36660 May 15, 2020, 11:04 a.m.   x
Szőke Nő:Tegnap vettem egy vágódeszkát és nem vág.... Mire a pasi: ugyanígy jártam a szopogató tablettával.. :)
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Gábor 63 (msg) 36659 May 15, 2020, 7:47 a.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36658 May 14, 2020, 9:30 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36654 May 13, 2020, 10:10 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36653 May 13, 2020, 5:30 p.m.   x
A skót gyerek odaszalad az apjához:
- Apu, az ajtóban áll egy bácsi!
- És mit akar?
- A most épülő uszodára gyűjt!
- Adj neki két vödör vizet!!
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lajostrom (msg) 36652 May 13, 2020, 3:41 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36651 May 13, 2020, 11:42 a.m.   reply to: 36650 x
Nekem már Ő is.
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HoGo (msg) 36650 May 13, 2020, 11:01 a.m.   reply to: 36649 x
Városi legenda :)
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lajostrom (msg) 36649 May 12, 2020, 8:34 p.m.   x
Cook kapitány kérdi a bennszülöttet h az mi? S mutat egy ugráló, hosszúfarkú, nyúlfejű micsodára. Ken Guru! Mondja.
Nem tudom!
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Gábor 63 (msg) 36648 May 12, 2020, 3:01 p.m.   x
A polgármester megszólítja a cigányt.
- Te Gazsi, neked is kell ám adót fizetned!
- Hát azt meg mi a fészkes fenének?
- Mert abból tudjuk a falut szépíteni.
- Akkor az közügy?
- Igen, persze!
- Ajaj, attól én 10 évre el vagyok tiltva!
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Gábor 63 (msg) 36647 May 11, 2020, 7:17 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36645 May 10, 2020, 10:25 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36644 May 10, 2020, 10:20 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36643 May 10, 2020, 6:15 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 36642 May 10, 2020, 5:27 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36641 May 9, 2020, 10:20 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36640 May 9, 2020, 4:25 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36637 May 8, 2020, 10:50 p.m.   x

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lajostrom (msg) 36636 May 8, 2020, 8:11 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36635 May 8, 2020, 6:11 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36634 May 7, 2020, 8:57 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36633 May 7, 2020, 9:37 a.m.   x
"Tedd vissza a farhátat a hűtőbe!"
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Itil900 (msg) 36632 May 6, 2020, 11:58 p.m.   x

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Itil900 (msg) 36631 May 6, 2020, 11:48 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36627 May 5, 2020, 5:46 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36624 May 3, 2020, 7:33 p.m.   x
Tekis köcsög
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lajostrom (msg) 36623 May 3, 2020, 7:28 p.m.   x

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Gábor 63 (msg) 36621 May 2, 2020, 5 p.m.   x

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gencsydani (msg) 36620 May 2, 2020, 9:38 a.m.   x
Ne edd meg a dinnye magját...
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Pity (msg) 36613 April 29, 2020, 7:46 a.m.   x
Színyei Merse Pál: Majális 2020
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lajostrom (msg) 36612 April 28, 2020, 9:55 p.m.   x

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kawa550 (msg) 36611 April 28, 2020, 9:40 p.m.   reply to: 36609 x
MIndig tudtam hogy igazi, de most lebukott a kis g@ci! :))))
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Gábor 63 (msg) 36610 April 28, 2020, 5:39 p.m.   x

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